Tattoos and Self Adoration

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I've always loved storytelling. I have a certain view of the world that makes it easy to turn nearly anything into a big story. I've often been accused of over exaggerating. Sometimes the case, I'll admit. But, less often than you may think.

So, here is my platform to tell stories. I have a blog, but I'm not really a blogger. A friend described me as a good anecdote writer. Not a description I love. I don't know what I am or what I'm here for but I plan on having fun doing it. 

 Whatever it is. 

Not to be a disappointment or anything but I'm not exactly covered with tattoos. Much like my shoes, I'll probably never really say how many there are. The name came about in a great conversation with a friend.  If you're interested, feel free to catch up on that story.