I've always loved storytelling. I have a certain view of the world that makes it easy to turn nearly anything into a big story. I've often been accused of over exaggerating. Sometimes the case, I'll admit. But, less often than you may think.
So, here is my platform to tell stories. I have a blog, but I'm not really a blogger. A friend described me as a good anecdote writer. Not a description I love. I don't know what I am or what I'm here for but I plan on having fun doing it.
Whatever it is.
Not to be a disappointment or anything but I'm not exactly covered with tattoos. Much like my shoes, I'll probably never really say how many there are. The name came about in a great conversation with a friend. If you're interested, feel free to catch up on that story.
If swearing burned calories, I'd be like eight fucking pounds.
True. Also, there's no way this will be happening every day. But, 'Quote of the Sometimes' doesn't sound very good.